one-time-i-dreamt:

the-elegant-espeon:

mamalizmas:

cockyroaches:

one-time-i-dreamt:

funnyihope:

one-time-i-dreamt:

Out of all the advice Logan Paul could take

Oh god what did he do THIS time

Does logan paul just fuck up every january? Like making suicide jokes last year wasn’t enough he’s gotta “go gay for the month of march” also???????

well even if he does, good fucking luck babe because aint nobody in this community wanting to go near your crustass

Are we not going to talk about how one-time-i-dreamt posted this? Because it’s killing me

I hate Logan Paul just as much as any other user

thepastelpriestess:

nobodysuspectsthebutterfly:

paranormal-paralegal:

sparklecryptid:

impossblerose:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

cephalotodd:

people who live in snowy places are SO bitchy about it like miss nature makes herself gorgeous for you and you’re like wah its cold? wah its dark? wah its so inconvenient? fuck OFF you live inside a beautiful liddle scene from a fairy tale. look me in the eye and tell me you’d rather just have mud you pussy

somebody from southern california that doesn’t experience seasons wrote this

THIS PERSON HAS NEVER HEARD OF SLUSH

THAT “beautiful liddle scene from a fairy tale” IMMEDIATELY TURNS TO GREY SLUDGE FROM HELL THE MOMENT IT HITS THE FUCKING GROUND. 

AND YES WE HAVE HEARD OF MUD, HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF SNOW MUD?!?!?! 

ohohohoh
but don’t forget guys!
underneath all that slush? lies ice and you WILL slip on it.

People who haven’t been to the ER for ice-related injuries do not interact

#winter is great! #IN THEORY (via @kaava)

Winter is designed for children not for adults.

hexglyphs:

paracosmicmind:

hexglyphs:

hexglyphs:

i know it’s not funny and shouldn’t really be joked about but can you imagine being a parent and having your kid tell you they donated $100 (probably from an allowance YOU give them) to watch some complete stranger on the internet with eat a crayon live on youtube in crappy mid 2000s webcam quality bc honestly i’d lose my fucking mind. like i’d instantly transform into one of those health nut moms who locks her kids’ phones in a safe each night and sets parental controls on their laptops.

my child: hey mom look at what i spent my christmas money on

me, already logging in to facebook to write about how smartphones are “toxic” and “endangering our children” :

Bitch please if my kid did that I’d scold them for not letting me join them.